||God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
|| The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
||What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
|| Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
|| What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
||Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
||Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
||Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
||What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
|| What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.