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Top 10: Jokes to text

1 God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
2 The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
3 What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.
4 Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
5 What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
6 Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
7 Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!
8 Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
9 What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant
10 What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women.

 

     

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