| 1 |
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested |
| 2 |
The longest sentence known to man: "I do." |
| 3 |
What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him. |
| 4 |
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" |
| 5 |
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home! |
| 6 |
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high. |
| 7 |
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh! |
| 8 |
Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives. |
| 9 |
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant |
| 10 |
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women. |
