||Party at johns place tonight, spread the word (john gets this spam text and he's not even planning on having a party.)
|| Are you crazy enough to be my friend.
||Who is this, this is not the way you text? call me.
|| Hey I have no idea if you called me, i only text.
||OMG you are hot when you text.
||silly silly sack o silly. I am going to keep sending messed up texts till you finally shower, I can smell you from here.
||Hey you, the magic love ball said to text you, so now what?
||Knock knock? who's there. text to.... text to who? text to you ahahahha
|| I have a picture that will cheer you up....or it could make you gag... want it?