Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Mark
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
George Burns
Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
Samuel Goldwyn
I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Bob Hope
Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley
The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.
Arthur Schopenhauer
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
Robert Orben
Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.
G. K. Chesterton
I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true.
Katherine Hepburn
