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Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all!

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .

Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.

Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!

I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!

I wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!

Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???

roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

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