We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
sms message We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!
sms message What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
sms message When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
sms message You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
sms message You are never too blond to learn !!!
sms message You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number
sms message You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things.
sms message You should know what it takes to look this cheap!
sms message You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you
