sms message Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not!
sms message The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
sms message The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood !
sms message They dropped your name, can you pick it up ?
sms message This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
sms message This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
sms message This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
sms message This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!!
sms message Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?